lacrosse

lacrosse
1. (lacrosse) (2734↑, 903↓)
What real men do during Baseball season.

Lacrosse is 10x \> than baseball

2. (Lacrosse) (1678↑, 608↓)
a kick ass game that everyone should play

i hate baseball play lacrosse

3. (lacrosse) (1385↑, 341↓)
anyone who conciders NASCAR a sport needs to get hit over the head with a lacrosse stick

get off your obesse ass and be a man

4. (lacrosse) (1343↑, 395↓)
the best sport in the world --fastest game on two feet

don't be a flamer, play lacrosse

5. (lacrosse) (1261↑, 375↓)
Lacrosse is Canada's national sport, and was created by the Iriquois natives in what is now Canada. It is one of the most physically exhausting sports there is, possibly next to football(soccer) and rugby. It is played either as box lacrosse (in an arena) or field lacrosse.

Invented by natives, not americans or Canadians.

6. (Lacrosse) (832↑, 254↓)
A sport originally created and played by Native Americans, but was revived in the 20th century by cities and teams on the east coast of the United States. It is played with metal or wood sticks of varying sizes, that have plastic "heads" attached to one end. These plastic "heads" are strung with a nylon mesh, or leather straps. These sticks are used to catch and pass a small rubber ball, a little smaller than a baseball. The objective is to pass or run the ball around the field, and score on the opposing teams square or somewhat rectangular goal. It can be played outdoors on a field larger than that of soccer, or indoors in an arena the size of a hockey rink. There is an outdoor and indoor professional league in the United States, and also a World Championship, with team from all over the world (but the U.S. always wins)

Lets go play lacrosse because all other spring sports SUCK\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!

Author: Eugene Wahmbat http://lacrosse.urbanup.com/630945
7. (Lacrosse) (864↑, 301↓)
a sport that requires speed,strength,agility, and endurance. has more contact than football and requires less padding bwcause they are not afraid of injury.

lacrosse was the first american sport created by the indians to settle conflict between neighboring tribes

8. (lacrosse) (433↑, 149↓)
Fast, hard, vicious and a hell of a lot of fun. in box lacrosse, cross-checking, slashing and a variety of other things like that are legal. there are tons of rules, but mostly the basic "don't do this, don't do that" types. the refs generally give you some leeway too, so it gets rough. even with the pads, i've seen a guy's arm snap right through them, and you never come out of a game unscathed. if you aren't sore and bruised by the end, you aren't working hard enough. the object is a nice, simple "get the ball in the net", with no off-sides and very few illegal procedures ( there are a couple in minor, i'm not sure about senior). apparently, it's played in the U.K. as a non-contact sport for girls private schools. this is bullshit, i can list quite a few girls who could kick my ass at full-contact lacrosse, and besides, it just gives the sport a bad name over there. calling non-contact lacrosse a sport is like calling touch football (that would be american football, not soccer)a sport. if someone ever tells you that lacrosse is a sport for pussies and fags, never believe a word that comes out of their mouths again. drag them down to a game and make them watch as some guy gets his head taken off by a high-stick. they don't know what the hell their talking about. it's the fastest sport on two feet, it's as violent as rugby, it's more fun to watch than hockey and it just plain kicks baseball's ass. it is one of the best sports ever invented, and no one can legitamately tell you otherwise

damn the natives got something great going here

9. (lacrosse) (489↑, 236↓)
a way dope sport (only consitered gay by fags who play baseball)

cool guy: hey, want to go play lacrosse? fag: no i would rather sit around on my ass eating sunflower seeds and stair at other guys butts (in other words- play baseball)

10. (lacrosse) (270↑, 109↓)
an around the world played game where we get to run around and hit each other with sticks... come on what could be better. It used to be a death game played by indeans where they had a mile long field and wooden balls.. adn the looser basiclaly died. THE FASTEST GAME ON TWO FEET\!\!

"Real friends dont let friends play softball"

11. (lacrosse) (231↑, 91↓)
a sport to some, but life for others.

List of Important things in Life. 1. Lacrosse 2. Sex. 3. Breathing.

12. (lacrosse) (209↑, 111↓)
The fastest sport on two feet.

My boyfriend is the 3rd best lacrosse goalie in the state.

13. (lacrosse) (274↑, 184↓)
a kick ass sport that is 100 times better than baseball and hockey. Anyone who plays baseball instead of lacrosse needs to grow a [dick].

Pat J.'s mom gave me head the other nite becuz she loved the fact that i played lacrosse

14. (lacrosse) (206↑, 122↓)
the best fucking sport ever to have been made, harder than both baseball and soccer (which have little to no contact at all)...

"wow, i play baseball and lacrosse is gay cuz I'm too pussy to play it, and I don't realize that MENS lacrosse in the US is not a pussy sport and has more contact than my sport....maybe i should join...nahhhh im too gay"

15. (lacrosse) (143↑, 66↓)
A freaking sweet sport. It's for the athletic players who are looking for something more exciting than baseball, not trying to put down baseball in any way. Dominated by the East Coast, although it's starting to spread out in California and Colorado. A predominantly white sport, but as it spreads people of all races are beginning to start playing.

Typical Baseball Player: OMFGZOR LACROSSE IS GAY\! Typical Lacrosse Player: OMFGZOR BASEBALL IS GAY\! And this accomplishes...?

16. (Lacrosse) (169↑, 116↓)
Best sport ever. Uses almost no padding. Full contact sport, and almost anything goes when trying to get the ball away from the opposing team.

Good luck T-baggin coach's nut sack guys\! (to baseball players leaving for game)

17. (lacrosse) (157↑, 115↓)
A sport that is played only by women in the UK, which has no contact in it at all. When played in the US by males, it is a hardcore game where anything goes. Anyone who says that lax sucks b/c it is played by pussies in the UK is stupid. Real men play lax in the US, English people have bad teeth. It takes heart, hustle, blood, sweat and stamina to play this game. It makes baseball look like an old folks home. A baseball game will take about 2 to 3 hours and 4 or 5 guys will have run 90 feet or so. In a lax game, after 5 minutes, everyone has already sprinted up and down the field 3 or 4 times.

UK boy - lacrosse is played by little girls in the UK US boy - lacrosse is different in the US. We actually hit each other. Get some braces

18. (lacrosse) (100↑, 73↓)
The COOLEST, FASTEST, most INTENSE game ever played. Also girls who play are usually extremely preppy. GIRLS LACROSSE: Girls wear skirts and run around using and try not to let the refs see thier fowls, check people's sticks (and sometimes them) and score BOYS LACROSSE: Guys run around and hit people whenever they can and score. WAY WAY WAY WAY BETTER THAN BASEBALL, SOCCER, AND SOFTBALL

Girl 1: OMG, those girls are wearing skirts. Lacrosse is a wuss sport. (Player gets red carded for checking in the face) Girl 2: sure.... ITS ONLY THE FASTEST GAME ON TWO FEET\!

19. (Lacrosse) (29↑, 6↓)
The best thing to do with clothes on.

Lacrosse May even be the best thing to do without clothes on. If not its in close second.

20. (lacrosse) (68↑, 45↓)
it's all about the running pushing yourself to the limit never giving up no matter how tired you are or how sore you are its all about the team work and how great you feel in the end knowing that you did everything as a team

Let's go play some lacrosse.

21. (Lacrosse) (58↑, 36↓)
A sport originally played by Native Americans when war wasn't brutal enough. It's a demanding sport only made fun of by people that have never tried it or tried it and couldn't handle it. Due to the sport's early adoption by private schools in Maryland and New York, the sport has been dominated by mostly white upper class players from these areas in the past. With the spread of the sport across the country and the wide acceptance in public schools, the demographic has become a lot more diverse. California, Colorado, Texas, and Florida have all become big areas for lacrosse and a big increase in minority players including MLL standouts John Christmas, Kyle Harrison, and Chazz Woodson as well as two of the top 07 college recruits, the Bratton brothers.

Only tough, coordinated players with a good work ethic, stamina, and good field sense make good lacrosse players.

22. (lacrosse) (168↑, 148↓)
lacrosse is the fuckin hardest sport in the world, u need speed, stamina, hand eye coordination, and a huge dick to play this sport. Base balls for fuckin pussies who think there cool. BASEBALLS FORS QUEERS\!\!\!

BASEBALL PLAYER-i stood in the outfield the whole game and didnt even move\! then i slapped my teammates ass and ate some sunflower seads\! LACROSSE PLAYER-shut the hell up u fuckin pussy, ill kick ur ass if u ever speak again

23. (lacrosse) (67↑, 50↓)
A sport played By men While boys are playing Baseball.

When a lacrosse player gets hit by a ball we play on. when a baseball player gets hit he either throw a tantrum or drops to the ground.

24. (lacrosse) (82↑, 65↓)
The BEST SPORT ever invented, props to the Iroquois\! Baseball fucking sucks compared to lacrosse, the end.

Dude let's go hit a baseball fucker in the head with a lacrosse ball.

25. (lacrosse) (79↑, 62↓)
The best sport EVER\!\! The game of the Iroquois\!\!\!\!\!\!\!

Me - Let's spend our lunch period playing lacrosse\! Some frikkin' baseball players- No, that's gay *spank each other's asses*

Author: LacrosseRulez07 http://lacrosse.urbanup.com/1292547
26. (Lacrosse) (37↑, 22↓)
Fast, hard hitting, played by those who can really grit their teeth and push themselves harder and harder. Originated in Native North America as a way to solve problems, problems that would otherwise be solved by war. Although it isn't taken quite as seriously these days, it still has that aura surrounding it. Not one for the faint hearted. In the UK, contrary to popular belief, it is not just played by "lesbian private school girls". The womens game is dominated by Oxbrdige type females yes, but the Mens game is becoming increasingly popular throughout the UK and taken very seriously, particularly in the North with a lot of university interest up and down the country.

Give Blood: Play Lacrosse

27. (Lacrosse) (67↑, 53↓)
the sport that all hot guys play, if you don't play lacrosse you're not hot.

-OMG he's so fucking hot -that's cuz he plays lacrosse

28. (Lacrosse) (37↑, 24↓)
The most badass sport there is. Why? 1. The center of the rubber ball is CONCRETE 2. Native Americans played the sport instead of going to war with other tribes. The losing team was killed. 3. It's the opposite of baseball. 4. The offense players are called Attackmen. 5. Have you seen a good shot at a goalie? 6. One of the fastest sports their is. 7. You carry a weapon at all times.

"You look like a badass" "Well, I do play lacrosse." "I couldn't decide if I wanted to get in a knife fight with a samurai or play lacrosse" "Lacrosse dude, no contest."

Author: Professor Ovaheard http://lacrosse.urbanup.com/3775937
29. (lacrosse) (53↑, 41↓)
The greatest spring sport, tied with football for second best sport ever (second to hockey), and the sport which takes the most balls by far. Lacrosse requires strength skill speed and balls. Middies in lacrosse run enough to make baseballers look like crippled fags, and lax goalies are the only goalies who know what pain is, taking unbelievably fast speeding rubber bullets to the shins for the helluvit. People who think lax is for fags shouldnt be blamed cuz their legally retarded. Lax also happens to be the most sexual sport to talk about.

tard: lacrosse is gay lax player: ur gay

30. (lacrosse) (79↑, 68↓)
A very white sport. White people run around with a little ball hitting each other with sticks. When black people play they bring guns and shoot the person that hits them.

White man: (HITS BLACK MAN) thats how you play lacrosse black man: (BANG BANG BANG)

31. (Lacrosse) (37↑, 27↓)
The best sports ever invented

hey bro i play lacrosse

32. (lacrosse) (98↑, 88↓)
Best game ever invented nothing beats it its possibly the most physically demanding sport in the world and its better then gay baseball where u sit there and do absolutley nothing

baseball player 1: those lacrosse kids are so gay baseball player 2: they get so much more ass then us how could they be gay

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33. (lacrosse) (51↑, 42↓)
Lacrosse is proably the greatets sport ever to be created....who needs base/softball when you can bash people with a stick and actaully get some physical activity

Baseball has been considered Americas Pastime and favorite sport ..but techincally lacrosse was her first with Native Americans You baseball fans can do the math

34. (lacrosse) (78↑, 69↓)
Best Sport Ever. Im sorry to all you baseball freaks out there, but for some reason I prefer beating some guy senseless to grabbing his ass. Thats just me tho, so, go have fun with your silly grabassing. Lacrosse is indeed harder than baseball, and more entertaining

Anyone who says Lacrosse is gay just because girls play it in the UK needs to see a lacrosse stick...being swung at their head... and then pegged with lacrosse balls for a while. Those son'bitches hurt

35. (Lacrosse) (67↑, 58↓)
The Fastest Game on Two Feet\! All of the other definitions pretty much have it down, except that it is possible to play baseball and lacrosse. NOTE: People such as the author of Definition 23 ("Dan Marino" fom Philadelphia) should not even be permitted to stand in the presence of a LAX Player.

There are LAX Players, then there is everyone else.

36. (Lacrosse) (36↑, 28↓)
lacrosse, a sport that is know as the fastest sport on two feet.Full contact and is as violent as hockey and can be huge hits like there are in rugby or football. Baseball cant compare to the speed at which its played at. Can't compare the the stamina you need. And anyone who says that baseballs is more dangerous than lacrosse obviously hasn't stopped a shot with there side(where there is no padding)

Lacrosse is what most hockey, football and soccer players should play.

37. (lacrosse) (38↑, 30↓)
A game where grown men wack each other with their sticks.

Cindy: I'm going to go play some lacrosse Tom: But you don't have a stick Cindy: shit\!

Author: deathbyducttape http://lacrosse.urbanup.com/2405787
38. (Lacrosse) (49↑, 41↓)
Amazing sport played in Canada and North America. Unfortuanitly, the sport has not caught on with anybody outside of the North East. It's kind of a cross between Football and hockey, with the rough play of football only with goals like hockey. Since the game is really fast paced, teams usually score more goals than in a hockey game, so it's pretty much an improvemant on hockey. The only problem is that Lacross and baseball players hate on each other all the time. Shit, if you dont want to watch either of the sports then you dont have to, no reason to hate.

European: Lacrosse? Only school girls play that. Infact, schoolgirls also plays Baseball, but they call it Rounders North American: NO ONE CARES European: Yep infact, all Lacrosse players are lesbians and... North American: *Kicks his ass*

39. (lacrosse) (35↑, 28↓)
(From the UK) Contrary to what I have seen morons write about lacrosse, I would state that, as some have said, it is an amazing sport in the same league of, say, rugby or football (personal opinion of course), lacrosse is played worlwide and is gathering momentum in Europe. The UK is a leading country in this field within Europe where lacrosse is played by men and women, the men's game here is - as I seem to understand it - the same as in the continent of North America. Also, contrary to what a number misinformed individuals stated, women's lacrosse is not exclusively played by lesbians and does not discredit the sport at all. I presume these people have never been here or, a statement which is obviously true, have no idea what they are writing about. Due to the differences in the involvement and development of the sport in the two above-mentioned continents, there are large skill differences in smaller levels, although this will hopefully be combated by the spread of this godly game throughout England, Scotland and Wales - all of which have large lacrosse organisations, although I doubt this would be registered by the ignorant many that scour this website, who are far too immersed in their own stupidity to realise the flaws in their primitive logic.

"The fastet game on two feet". "Give Blood: Play Lacrosse".

Author: who knows but I http://lacrosse.urbanup.com/1675405
40. (Lacrosse) (14↑, 8↓)
A stupid game which involves the combination of football, soccer, and hockey, except you use gay butterfly nets instead of hockey sticks.

Dave: I'm off to play baseball. Lance: Lacrosse is cool, not baseball, Fag. Dave: Okay, I'm a faggot for hitting a ball with a bat and talking strategy like a champion, and you're cool for playing with a butterfly net while jumping all over other men, sorry for not realizing that. Lance: :O Dave: No Lance, You will not be sucking my dick.

41. (Lacrosse) (15↑, 9↓)
A sport for the UN-athetically gifted. Not a real sport, a joke sport for the kids who can't play football and think they are hardcore

My waterboy in football was a [lacrosse] player. He couldn't even put the cups out right. I made the C football team, so I tried [lacrosse], now im hardcore and think im a badass.

42. (Lacrosse) (19↑, 13↓)
Fastest contact sport (The fastest Non-contact sport would be ping pong) involving a stick and a ball. 10 people on the feild at once. 3 attack, 3 midfeilders, 3 defenders, and 1 goalie. Many rules are adopted from hockey and shares the same aggressiveness as hockey and football. This can possibly be the sport with the most rules, as Lacrosse has so many rules that even many college players are unaware of some of the rules. Lacrosse was invented by Native Americans and was proven to be North America's 1st sport.

Lacrosse burns 3 times as many calories as football, think about that.

43. (lacrosse) (48↑, 42↓)
Way better than baseball, lacrosse is sport for rich high school and college kids. It is very popular in Canada and the states in the Northeast US (particularly Maryland), because of the region's abundance of aforementioned rich college kids. Its the only college level sport (excluding UMCP basketball) that Div. 1 college teams from Maryland are reliably good at.

Fan 1: Did you check out this years college lacrosse tourney brackets? Five of the 16 teams are from Maryland\! Fan 2: Wow, we may suck at college basketball and football but we rule at lacrosse\!

44. (Lacrosse) (76↑, 70↓)
An ultra-cool sport, with a coolness factor second only to rugby.

"Yo, you play lacrosse? Fuckin' hardcore\!"

45. (lacrosse) (34↑, 29↓)
the sport men play in the spring. Instead of that pussy sport called baseball

Yo,you want to play baseball? Na im not a pussy im going to play lacrosse

46. (lacrosse) (5↑, 1↓)
A sport developed by Native Americans, then taken from them so preppy suburban white kids can be good at a sport.

White boy cant jump. White boy can wear padding and throw a ball with a stick. Black people would still be better, but prefer dunking. Weak whitie plays Lacrosse, black guy plays bball, football, basket ball, soccer. who gets paid more?

47. (lacrosse) (8↑, 4↓)
the only sport where rich [white people] can be the best players in the world

lacrosse is the only sport where a guy from Chevy Chase, MD can be the best in the world. soft

Author: George Hugueley http://lacrosse.urbanup.com/5949092
48. (Lacrosse) (12↑, 8↓)
A sport which involves no skill whatsoever, it requires no thinking and no dribbiling, so whoever plays it can probably score a goal at least once a game if they play offense.

Basketball: you dribble a ball and have plays. Baseball: you think every play and have situational plays. Soccer: you dribble the ball with your foot and have to kick it past other players. Lacrosse: carry the ball in a stick and run past people, no dribbling or thinking involved.

49. (Lacrosse) (34↑, 30↓)
When they round up all the bitches of a school and put them on a team. LACROSSE

Girl:do you know where i can find some mean bitches? Me:Yeah the lacrosse field after school.

50. (lacrosse) (117↑, 113↓)
worst sport known to man. everyone who plays this sucks giant d*ck. this sport is only played the biggest queers in the school. notice the real sports like baseball football and basketball get all the girls. the kids who play lacrosse have little ass dicks. fucking lacrosse is so gay everyone who plays it should be killed. its only for the gayest mother fuckers out there. peace. fuck you lacrosse players.

some kid: i play lacrosse. me: no wonder why you dont get laid you fucking queer bag\!

Author: lacrosse is gay69 http://lacrosse.urbanup.com/3618512
51. (lacrosse) (32↑, 28↓)
The fastest game on two feet\! played in three different venues at levels from 3rd grade or younger (on the west coast) all the way up to the professional leagues (NLL, MLL, and girly laX) Outdoor Men's (REAL) lacrosse: Played on a narrower soccer field. two 6'X6' nets at opposite ends about 15 yards off the end line. Nets surrounded by a 12' circular crease (like in hockey). Metals sticks (some wood) made out of anything from aluminum to titanium to scandium. plastic heads that are so vast in number it makes your head spin (very customizable with). Leather (traditional) straps woven with nylon string or Tight weave nylon mesh (hard, soft, monster, or six diamond mesh. Similar to soccer in that there are attackmen, middies, and defensemen. defensemen say on their end as do the attackmen, middies go where ever they like. goalies stay on their island (the crease). no cross checking (like hockey) or slashing (excessive force put into a stick check) or tripping or helmet checks. there are some technical rules involving the restraining boxes and the clearing boxes and the midline that I won't get into. 11 on 11 play (including the goalie) Hell of a lot of fun\! Hell of a lot of contact\! Hell of a lot complex plays\! Hell of a lot of LAX Indoor (hockey) laX: same as outdoor except it's played on a hockey rink sized field with walls and smaller 3'X3' goals. looser on the foul calls. lots of fights in the pros (NLL... GO JAX). no off sides. 6 on 6 play (including the goalie) Girls (funny) Lacrosse: no offense to any girl lacrosse players, cuz i love that you love the game, but i don't get girls lacrosse. there's no contact (kinda takes away half the fun and all the defense) there's hardly any pocket on the sticks (no sick fakes or sick rips or easy passes) if there was a decent girls goalie on the west coast then her team would never lose because girls lacrosse shots have more arc then my 80 yard clearing pass, not to mention i could take a nap in the time it takes for the shot to get from your sticks to the goal. no real face-offs (they have some goofy standing one) other wise the same at guys laX as far as technical rules and infractions. 11 on 11 play (including goalies) Best spring spots in existence (besides Motocross (but that's not a team sport)) It's like this: soccer + Hockey + basketball + football - gay (baseball) + Track X 100 + Metal Poles to beat on people with + style = LAX not to rip on baseball... cuz i watch the world series game 7 only if it goes to game 7 but i compare baseball to sitting on a bench staring a wall for and hour and a half then have some beefcake, raisin nut, sack grabber through a rock at you and you have to react.

Fun fact: Lacrosse is the fastest game on two feet Fun fact: Lacrosse is the most physically demanding sport in the world next to Soccer and motocross Fun fact: There are only 7 minutes of actual playing time in an average baseball game. Fun fact: I've met, been coached by, and played against Casey and Ryan Powell, Brian Silcott, Brodie Merrill, most of the 2006 Syracuse lacrosse team, and most of the university of Oregon Lacrosse team (they tight)

52. (lacrosse) (72↑, 68↓)
A sport dominated by rich boy's who have never worked for anything in their life. Typically, hockey players steal their women, take pictures, and then throw them back.

Rich Dad: Son, you suck at every sport you have tried, including ice hockey, where you got your spoiled ass owned. Why don't we sign you up for a baby sport, such as lacrosse? Son: Only if my butler can drive me to games in the Benz. Rich Dad: I wouldn't have it any other way son. OR "Hockey is way too much work, plus the guys are always talking about wheeling broads and chewing weird stuff, I want to play a sport where I can pop my collar and play at the same time"

53. (lacrosse) (48↑, 44↓)
Lacrosse is a trendy sport that seems to have been idolized by many in the past 5 years. It appears to be a rather preppy sport, although I am not the best judge for that.

1)Honestly, I first heard of Lacrosse two years ago, when someone in my social studies class made a Lacrosse stick as part of a Native American research project. 2)The preppily-dressed senior had to go to her Honda to retrieve the lacrosse stick she forgot.

54. (Lacrosse) (3↑, 0↓)
Lacrosse is a sport that was played by the Native Americans Indians. The point of the game is to have your team score a small hard rubber ball into the goal while using a lacrosse stick. You also have to pass, throw, and catch obviously cuz it's a team sport.. This game is so awesome and it has a lot of running to it. Also there is womens lacrosse and mens lacrosse. Its not just for men since nobody hardly mentions womens.Some rules are different for mens and womens..the sticks are different also. People usually call lacrosse "Lax". Its pretty simple... This first part is La.. and the second part is an x which stands for crosse.. You can see the lines are crossing in a "x"..Get it??

Team Lacrosse Player: Hey, wanna go practice lacrosse with me, before the game? Me: Sure, I will go get my stick.

Author: Lax Girl All Day XD http://lacrosse.urbanup.com/6115728
55. (Lacrosse) (35↑, 32↓)
A sport played by mostly potheads

Fuck yeah\! We won\! Now let's go smoke pot. Lacrosse

56. (Lacrosse) (29↑, 26↓)
a kick ass sport that is 100 times better than baseball.Anyone who plays baseball instead of lacrosse has a big gaping vagina. Baseball players are Pussies Sammy Sosa, muscular Home-Run hitter, misses games because he hurt his back sneezing.

Max's mom gave me head the other night because she loved the fact that i play lacrosse and not baseball like her faggot son.

57. (lacrosse) (43↑, 40↓)
Sport in which men play who arent ass wipes like baseball players dang queers

CHUCK NORRIS plays lacrosse

58. (Lacrosse) (10↑, 8↓)
A game played on a field that is 110 yards long and 60 yards wide. While in play there are 10 players on the field at a time (20 if you include the opposing team). The players are divided into four groups the Mid-Fielders, the Attack, the Defense, and the Goalie. The Mid-Fielders are players that can go on either side of the field and play both defense and offense and there stick can be between the length of 40 inches and 42 inches. The Attack are three players that stay on the opposing teams side of the field and have the same sized stick as the Mid-fielders. The Defenders stay on one side of the field and defend their goal their stick can be between the length of 52 and 72 inches long. Lacrosse can be played in almost any weather conditions except if it is thundering and lightning. Lacrosse is for the athletically able, to play lacrosse you need to be fast, strong, smart, quick thinking, and you need to have stamina and a lot of it. you also need to be able to take a hit and they continue to play. Lacrosse is amazing and can Kick baseball's ass any day.

Lacrosse can be played in the rain, snow, sleet, hail, basically any weather condition (but not thunder and Lightning) But a baseball game is canceled if it starts to drizzle out also baseball games are so boring that half way through the game there is time for you to awake your self up from your after noon nap. Baseball sucks ass

59. (Lacrosse) (14↑, 12↓)
1)A game involving two teams of over-privelaged rich homosexuals looking for another way to personify what it is to truly like to be a tool. Usually one who plays said game is somewhere between the ape and a neanderthal on the evolutionary chart and for those who do not believe in evolution God or L Ron Hubbard created the perfect douche-bag.

Why watch gay porn when there is a Lacrosse game on?

Author: HideYOkids8675309 http://lacrosse.urbanup.com/5585352
60. (lacrosse) (35↑, 33↓)
A kick ass sport that is quickly growing mainly on the East Coast of the US of A. As yet, it is little recognized because though it has been around for over 500 years, making the oldest team sport in North America, it is just gaining popularity. TV stations are more and more televising games as it catches on. In fact I went to the beach this past summer with a friend. After getting pounded by huge waves we played some lax then went in and watched a lacrosse tournament which Virginia won easily (no surprise there). This was the routine for about a week. Can you say "bliss?" Oh, and some skater fags (i mean no offence to people who skate, there are skaters, who are pretty cool, and there are skater fags, who are well, fags) anyway, they tried to insult the sport saying it was a woman's sport (and they do play but differantly than men). I merely held out the stick to him and said "take the stick and try to get to my friend over there, i'll play D, no stick." he tried, gotta give him props for that but i just decked his ass right away. Ah, good times. Just goes to prove sometimes its better to keep your mouth shut.

um didn't i give an example above? skater fag: "lacrosse is a womans sport" laxer: *decks skater fag*

61. (Lacrosse) (27↑, 27↓)
The best sport ever. A sport that takes weeks and weeks of conditioning. A sport in which you break faces (I play high school, WOMENS lacrosse..wussy boys with helmets.) and a sport that gives you new family members.

Girls one: Did you see those girls running around in short kilts?\! What wierd lacrosse people\! Girl two: no but I saw that one girl get a yellow (not red) card for breaking a girls nose.

Author: Lacrosssssssse\!\!\!\! http://lacrosse.urbanup.com/4036696
62. (Lacrosse) (56↑, 56↓)
Lacrosse Bitching around Baseball Players since 1400

Baseball: I like baseball and dick\! Lacrosse: I like hitting kids and puss

63. (Lacrosse) (1↑, 2↓)
What is probably the gayest sport to have ever been created. It involves a lot of men hitting chasing after a ball (gay) and hitting each other with the heads of their shafts (gay). Requires very little thinking. Most people who play it are complete faggots.

Lacrosse player: "Baseball is so gay. It's just a guy throwing a ball to another guy." Baseball player: "Really? You sure about that? I'm pretty sure baseball requires 10x more thinking than lacrosse does. All you do in lacrosse is hit people and shoot balls. In baseball, you do a lot more. And also, most people who play baseball are chill and have great sty, unlike those faggy lacrosse players."

64. (Lacrosse) (6↑, 7↓)
A sport played on a field thats 110 yards long and 60 yards wide, and played by men whos dicks are the same size. During the spring time, wild badasses all over the world flock to their nearest lacrosse field. If you are allergic to large doses of manliness (or play baseball), it would be good practice to mantain a safe distance from these lacrosse games, as the concentration of badassery has been known to cause seziures.

John (Baseball player): Hey Jake, lets walk over here. Jake (Baseball player): Naw man, I hear theres a lacrosse game over there. John: C'mon man, it'll be fine. Jake: No John, its too dangerous. John: Fine, I'll just go by myself. Jake: No John, its too dangerous. That much badass in one place... It can be deadly. *John keeps walking* Jake: John, get back here right now\! *John continues to walk* Jake: John\! *John sees lacrosse game and has a seizure from the concentration of badassery* Jake: JOOOHNN\!\!\!\! NOOOOOOO\!\!\!\!\! *Jake tries to run over and help John, but collapses early. He's not used to physical activity.*

65. (Lacrosse) (9↑, 10↓)
Because you didn't play football

Jared: Ahhh YEAH i made it on the lax crew Lou: You played football right Jared: yeah but i wasnt played in games Lou: ooooo thats why you play Lacrosse

66. (lacrosse) (28↑, 29↓)
A sport that rich white kids play, so they can pretend to be athletic.

"I'm like...third in the state for Lacrosse...I'm pretty athletic" "Yeah, it must be hard to hit people with sticks, and grow your hair real long...like a bitch."

67. (Lacrosse) (41↑, 42↓)
[Lacrosse]: Most dick sucking sport of all time, invented by mentally retarded Native Americans because they liked to play with eachother's shafts and heads.

Old transvestite hooker/Lacrosse player: Hey, wanna play [lacrosse]? Some guy: No, leave me alone [lacrosse] player. Old transvestite hooker/Lacrosse player: Then can i just blow u?

Author: Lacrossesuckscamelcock012 http://lacrosse.urbanup.com/3983039
68. (lacrosse) (22↑, 23↓)
The national sport of Canada, which is very popular in both Canada, USA, and the UK. It's the best sport ever - there are lots of rules (but fortunately not the kind that will stop you damaging somebody). One of the most hardcore, badass games ever invented (so long as it's full contact), it's easily at least as violent as rugby, ice hockey or american football. It's a game for real men. Lacrosse is played in the UK by boys and girls, due to a recent craze emerging especially around Manchester. UK male Lacrosse is basically the same as US Lacrosse, with the same rules and full contact. UK girls' Lacrosse does now have contact but only stick checking is allowed. Only Mixed Lacrosse is non-contact, in case the guys decapitate the girls.

Lacrosse is f**king hardcore dude. If you haven't heard of it, go play baseball with the pussies. US Boys - full contact, badass game UK Boys - full contact, same badass game UK Girls - a little bit of contact, not as badass UK Mixed - no contact.yawn.

69. (Lacrosse) (0↑, 2↓)
A made up sport for people that can't play anything else

Guy 1- "Dude I didn't know Adam played lacrosse?" Guy2- "Yeah man he was on my basketball team last year, he freaking sucked," Guy 3- "Yeah I guess that explains it then,"

70. (lacrosse) (12↑, 14↓)
A high-speed, full contact sport utilizing sticks and balls. Played by closet homosexuals that possess a severe inferiority complex to the more popular games of american football and baseball. So called "athletes" run around with fishnets trying to throw a rubber ball into a net. A complete cluster-fuck of a mix between hockey, football, soccer.

Tom: I like football, and I like hockey and baseball too. I'm not sure if I'm good enough to play any of those though. I don't want to play soccer because that's gay. James: Try lacrosse. Tom: Yeah that's a good idea bro. Wanna go home and measure each other's dicks? James: Dude...

71. (lacrosse) (39↑, 41↓)
a sport for people who suck at baseball, football, and soccer and think that they will some how get a scholarships with it.

Josh and I suck so bad at football so we played lacrosse with all the other losers

72. (lacrosse) (44↑, 48↓)
Commonly known as "lax." Possibly the coolest sport ever played. If you look in the dictionary, under "legit" one of the definitions is "SEE LACROSSE." Pretty much the only sports that stands up to it is football. It requires endurance, accuracy, strength, agility, and of course balls (unless of course you play girls lax). It is often made fun of my pansy baseball players because they're mad that lacrosse makes their sport look like a bunch of homosexuals playing tag with each other. Their usual insults to the sport is "it's gay" or "it's for pussies" because they can't actually think of anything legitimately gay about the sport. Maybe if they didn't have such an abundance of estrogen in their lard ass bodies they'd enjoy lacrosse for the manly sport it is. Lacrosse is a big time contact sport so players are required to wear quite a bit of upper body pads. It's probably a good idea seeing as solid balls of rubber are being hurled at speeds over 80mph sometimes. Bottom Line: greatest sport out there, its a sport for real men, baseball doesn't even come close.

Glen: I'm not very athletic, but I'd like to feel like I actually play a sport. I also like penises and wearing tight pants while I run around in circles. What sport should I play this year? Rob: Sounds like baseball is the sport for you. Since I actually want to play a legitimate sport and want to play one that actually requires skill and dexterity, I think I'll play a beastly sport like lacrosse. Glen: Lacrosse seems really cool and manly, but I'm intimidated by contact sports because I'm a total pussy. I think I'll stick to baseball, maybe in the fall I'll go out for soccer. Rob: Yeah, why don't you try coming out of the closet first, homo.

Author: Kevdude Sweenmiester http://lacrosse.urbanup.com/2908929
73. (lacrosse) (42↑, 46↓)
lacrosse, what most guys and girls do in farfield county. which is where i live. its baisically a kick ass sport. and the objective is to baisically kill people for the ball. the cool thing about lacrosse is you can hit people and wont get a penalty for it.

oh my gosh guys. i just got like like my 9876th lacoste shirt and like a new stick so like lets go play some lax like oh my god.

74. (lacrosse) (24↑, 29↓)
A stupid sport that is often related to baseball. Lacrosse players make fun of baseball players because they say baseball is gay. THe truth is that anyone can catch a ball with a stick, run, and launch it. Try hitting a baseball going 100mph with a slight curve. After that, tell me which sport is harder. And for those who say it is so physical, try wrestling or football. You almost die during practice. It cannot compare to baseball. Baseball is the hardest sport that takes so much talent and skill.

Lacrosse player: Baseball is possibly the easiest sport. Anyone can catch a ball. Baseball Player: Yeah, ok. When you can hit a baseball that has been thrown 95mph, call me.

75. (lacrosse) (35↑, 40↓)
A back up sport for former baseball players. If someone sucks at baseball they go play lacrosse. A sport in which grown men whack eachother with their magic wands.

=o \<=======8 This is the game of lacrosse:)

76. (lacrosse) (49↑, 55↓)
The sport that every kid plays after they get made fun of so badly becasue they suck at baseball

congrats u stuck out 3 times today why dont u go play lacrosse

77. (lacrosse) (5↑, 12↓)
a sport that guarantees mad vagina. also includes sandwiches and call of duty.

Joe plays lacrosse, so his woman shuttles in sandwiches and gives him blow jobs while he plays call of duty.

78. (lacrosse) (14↑, 21↓)
if you dont know what this sport is you better be an alien dead or in jail for all of your life

if you play lacrosse than that is your life

79. (lacrosse) (52↑, 59↓)
The best sport, Maryland perfected plays it the best.

lacrosse players in Maryland

80. (lacrosse) (19↑, 26↓)
a sport for those who dont suck cock with there baseball buddies. furthermore, lacrosse players get much more cunt then n e one else\!\!

I get so much cunt on the streets that it falls out of my pockets when i walk. this guy allmosst stepped on some of my cunt one time. I play lacrosse

81. (lacrosse) (30↑, 38↓)
It's a very interesting sport. It is played with a stick with netting at the end of it. The netting is used to throw and scoop the ball up to either pass or throw in a goal. Considered America's first sport. It was first played by Native Americans. It was often played to prepare men for war or even settle conflicts between tribes. There could be anywhere from a few to a hundred players on each side. The play of field could be anywhere from 500 yards to several miles long.

In my opinion, lacrosse has gotten softer since Europeans first picked it up from the indians. Unlike how the indians played it, in modern lacrosse, a helmet, pads, and gloves are weared. I think the safety equipment is unnecessary. It is physical, but you aren't running full speed into someone like in football.

82. (lacrosse) (29↑, 37↓)
A mid-size sedan built by Buick. It's called the Allure in Canada, because "Lacrosse" is supposedly slang for masturbation in French Canada (i.e. Quebec).

Tell me all about the Lacrosse. Well, it's smooth and it feels really good....

83. (lacrosse) (38↑, 46↓)
the best kik ass game bc it gets down n drttyy but the best part is u get to run around in skimpy little skirts n tite tank tops cradling a stik n balls..there is so better sport then lacrosse evryone whose neone should play lacrossee..if u dont like lacrosse go suk some ugly guys puny little dikk

the hottest sizzlin sport there is...stop reading about it..get out there n go play lacrosse

84. (lacrosse) (28↑, 37↓)
Faddish, niche sport that has been around for years but has only come into prominence recently. Will soon go the way of roller hockey and ultimate frisbee and quickly forgotten by the American public. Athleticism is only partially required. The sport is more about skill than pure athleticism. The 'Urban Dictionary' board attacking baseball seems to be similar to the attack on the more established sport of skiing by snowboarders back in the mid 90's.

A bunch of Colorado and California Bay Area upper-middle class white kids are trying to earn self-affirmation by over-posting some glowing definitions about this prep sport they knew nothing about three years prior. Lacrosse is a total establishment sport played by elites who thumb their nose at people like you and I----Don't give their sport equal footing to the likes of basketball and soccer. There is a reason NBA contracts are what they are----compare them to MLL or NLL star player contracts. Come on, middies and attack, time for an iso\!\!\!

85. (lacrosse) (22↑, 31↓)
a sport that, if was easy, would be called football also the greatest sport ever

laxer: lets go play some lacrosse homo: no way laxer: ur gayyy

86. (lacrosse) (20↑, 29↓)
The best damn sport to play. It is fun as hell to play goalie and hit with shots.

I got hit in the helmet by a fast shot in my lacrosse game

87. (Lacrosse) (25↑, 34↓)
Canada Naional Sport (Not Hockey). Also a Sweet Drinking Card Game. You have 4 players and you deal out a deck of card evenly between the players. 2 players per team sit across from each other. Dealer goes first. The way you score is to put down the same card number as the person who went before you. (Ex. 5 of Hearts....5 of Spades). Once some scores the cards are flipped over and you begin again. Jacks and Eights are called 'Save' cards when you put one down your team cannot be scored on. When your team scores a goal you put up your pointer finger up towards one of the players on the other team and they have to drink until you put your finger down. The winner is the team who has the most goals after all the cards are down. By this time everyone will probably be pretty drunk. If you want to get really wasted you can add in the rule if you score 3 times in a row the other team has to drink an entire beer. HAVE FUN\!

WoW\! We played Lacrosse Last night and got really fucked up\!\!\!

88. (lacrosse) (5↑, 15↓)
More than just a sport, its a lifestyle.

Bitch: *hating on lacrosse" Bro: "bitch, just chill, crack open a natty and chill."

89. (lacrosse) (25↑, 35↓)
what pussys do during baseball season. A sport that is played by maybe 1,000 people worldwide

Jeremy-Yo want to play lacrosse Jimbo-No thats what pussys do

90. (lacrosse) (36↑, 46↓)
Where you can rip sick nasty shots with your liquid black ice 3000 titanium shaft and give each other "head" for christmas. Douche bags are invited to join. Heath says you have to be athletic to play lax, isnt that an oxymoron? ex. Heath sucks

Heath, who plays lacrosse is really really gay.

91. (Lacrosse) (11↑, 22↓)
A game originally invented by Native Americans. Involves a "ball", cradled in the "head" of a long, hard, "shaft." Originally intended to demonstrate strength and agility as well as serve as a source of pride to the better team. In recent years, it has become popular, and, contrary to the original intent, has been the patron sport of rapists (Duke) [preppies], pussies, and testosterone junkies alike.

laX player: Let's have a party after the lacrosse game and sodomise a single mother trying to support her family by stripping. normal non-sex ofender: Nah, I don't need to prove I'm not gay. I don't play lacrosse.

92. (lacrosse) (62↑, 73↓)
a kick ass sport that is 100 times better than baseball and hockey. Anyone who plays baseball instead of lacrosse needs to grow a [dick]

Pats mom gave me head the other nite becuz she loved the fact that i played lacrosse.

93. (lacrosse) (42↑, 53↓)
The best of football and hockey combined. Notice, this is American football and not some crap called futbol or soccer.

a: How did you break you end up in a full body cast? b: I should have stuck with soccer. I tried out for the LACROSSE team. a: You're fucking weak. Lawn Fairy.

94. (lacrosse) (39↑, 51↓)
A sport for pussy's who failed to make every team they tried out for.

Dude, that guy plays lacrosse, what a pussy. He counted even make the hand ball team.

95. (Lacrosse) (21↑, 34↓)
1.An activity that takes every bit of gayness in ones body to play. 2.for any reject who cant handle a real sport like baseball or football

Kid: Hey you wanna go play some fun sports and be atheletic? Fag: Are you kidding? I've been cut from every real sport\! i do lacrosse\!

96. (lacrosse) (24↑, 37↓)
sport consisting of the best looking and most fit guys and girls out of all sports. Only sport that allows guys to wear as much padding as football players (except none of them are fat), and girls to wear skirts (quilts).

karen: "is that the guys lacrosse team?\!" sarah: "yeah. aren't they so hot?\!" karen: "definately. they're two 'T' hot." eric: "hey isn't adrian on the lacrosse team?" ben: "yeah. why?" eric: "dude, she's so hot. thats probably how she made the team." ben: "i wouldn't doubt it"

97. (Lacrosse) (32↑, 45↓)
The Hardest and most fun game ever\! ive been playing it for 4 years\! i cant believe i actually liked soccer because lacrosse beats out any other sport in the US\! its the fastest game on 2 feet and girls lacrosse is soo much frikin harder then guys cause all we wear is a mouthguarg goggles and my team had under armour uniforms thats all we wear\! all my LADY BULLDOGS are the best\! LACROSSE KICKS ALL OF THE OTHER SPORTS ASSES\! DONT LISTEN TO THE GAY DEFINITIONS THAT SAY IT SUCKS\!

if you want to play a sport that u get more bruises and bloody nuckles then football, and want to play a sport that some guys play but girls can kick their asses in, PLAY LACROSSE\!

98. (lacrosse) (51↑, 67↓)
lacrosse- one of the greatest sports ever (tied with football) 100 times better than baseball and all faggots who play baseball instead need to grow a [dick]

Lacrosse is such a nice sport that pats mom gave me head cuz she loved that i played it.

99. (lacrosse) (35↑, 52↓)
DON'T read Nikki's def of lacrosse... She's ignorant... I dunno how the hell them damn brit girls play it but we HARDCORE EASTCOAST LAX MEN sure as hell know how to play a mighty powerful lacrosse game. LACROSSE IS THE ONLY TRUE SPORT\!\!\! But anyway... I got a REVO-PRO head on a [shibby] - looking orange DIAMOND PRO shaft which cost me 185$ and has, in my opinion, the best feel for a featherweight D-stick out there, possibly the best feel 4 short-sticks too. My backup-stick is a classic REVO head on a Warrior Krypto-Pro six-footer. DON't MESS WITH LACROSSE AND DON'T MESS WITH LANGLEY\! WE'RE GOIN ALL THE WAY BABY\! [SHIBBY]\!

Lacrosse is the ultimate sport of all hardcore body-contact sports. It requires extreme skill and GIANT BALLS to play. LAX is undeniably [Shibby]\!

100. (lacrosse) (33↑, 52↓)
a garbage sport played by boy and girl losers who cant handle a baseball/softball bat and glove. Baseball/softball clearly superior to this idiotic sport.

Pat couldnt handle the varsity baseball, and now he's the star lacrosse player. Chris couldnt handle the varsity softball and now she's the star lacrosse player.

101. (Lacrosse) (59↑, 78↓)
Lacrosse is a sport which one plays when the college is too small to have a football team. The main goal of the sport is unclear, but the primary aspects of it include shirtless, sweaty men-women chasing after each other with butterfly nets. Lacrosse was clearMYAH\!ly invented by a raving madman. History says that the raving madman in question may have been Aztec or Mayan, but no one is terribly sure. Lacrosse saw a surge in popularity when Pope Julius II declared ex-cathedra that "soccer is gay (sic)". Since then, there has been a significant amount of emnity between soccer players and lacrosse players. More recently, lacrosse is the first sport that allowed woodland creatures to manage teams, illiciting huge support from pro-woodland creature interest groups everywhere (and dismay from pro-crustacean groups everywhere). Before one can even sign up for a pMYAH\!osition as a lacrosse team, one's gender must be ambiguous. It makes no difference whatsoever to how the sport is played, but it seems to be the case nonetheless. Players attempt to catch as many butterflies as possible with their modified butterfly nets. It is a foul is a player hits another player in the crotch with his or her butterfly net. It is also a foul isMYAH\! the butterfly eats any player on the team. There is no rule number three\! If a girl dates a lacrosse player for the sole purpose of receiving sex, the girl may be referred to as a "lacrossetitute". This definitioMYAH\!n can be supplied in a surprisingly large number of circumstances. Ryan Tracy...Yes. Colter Thoma...No. You too, Cranston, and Will, and Brenton. "what's a potato?" calen wilson RNG's ASSEMBLE\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\! NAKED CRANSTON NAKED PLUMMER

“Lacrosse is a faggot college activity\!” \lacrosse George Carlin on Lacrosse

102. (lacrosse) (23↑, 45↓)
1. A game in which two 10-member teams attempt to send a small ball into each other's netted goal, each player being equipped with a crosse or stick at the end of which is a netted pocket for catching, carrying, or throwing the ball. 2. Canadaian slang for masturbation. 3. The name of the Buick LaCrosse, causing many giggles in Quebec.

Example 1: Guy 1: I play lacrosse. Guy 2: What are you, a woman? Guy 1: No, but I like the women on my team. Guy 2: Dude, but they're totally butch\! Guy 1: I like it that way. Example 2: Québécois 1: Voulez-vous aller à la bibliothèque? Québécois 2: Pas, je veux rentrer à la maison et lacrosse. Example 3: Québécois: Oh ho ho, le nom de cette voiture est très drôle\!

103. (lacrosse) (26↑, 60↓)
lacrosse- a sport similar to football but with sticks it is NOT the fastest sport ever...because that would be track lol...and it is defiantly NOT better than football still good but NOT better than football

fag-lacrosse is the greatest sport in the whole world boy-your gay u KNOW that football is better

Author: Josh-the-football-player http://lacrosse.urbanup.com/1867016
104. (lacrosse) (27↑, 63↓)
One of the best sports in the world, next to football, It's also the oldest sport in North America, and it's Canada's national sport, not hockey, and if any thing should be out national past time it should be football not base ball. It takes speed, strength, agility, stamina, and big balls. It's not for fucking pussies like soccer or base ball, which is boring as fuck, has no contact, and takes no athletic abilty, and they still take steriods. Native Americans had even bigger balls becuse when they played it it was preperation for war and alot of people died. It's prety much the spring equivelant of football(mixed with some hockey, which was modled after lacrosse, basket ball is similar to lacrosse to becuase the person who invented basket ball actualy played lacrosse),and alot of people who play lacrosse play football which is a reason why it's not pussy. It's the fastest growing sport in america and more people watched the ncaa 2006 lacrosse championship than any other championchip exept football. It is kind of expensive but less expensive than hocky so its not just for rich kids, besides base ball players are the ones who always think their hot shit and admire their home runs. And there is diversity, the mest player one the john hopkins lacrosse team was a balck dude, ifact there are alot of black dudes in lacrosse. It's the more athletic than soccer for several reasons, the ball gets turned over more, you have a little over five pounds of gear on(which dons't really help), and you get the shit beaten out of you and have to run wihile sustaning injury. So if there are any bese ball players who complain about getting hit with a base ball, feel how heavy a lacrosse ball is and then get it with a 100 mph shot. Base ball players can say what ever they want about lacrosse, "It's for pussies", but they know that just a bunch of shit becuse obviosly its not and they're jelouse becuse their dad makes them play base ball instead of a real man's sport and they know that they don't have the balls to play lacrosse. So if you hate it then don't be a fag and give it a chance and you'll see how extream it is, and look at some of the moves professional lacrosse players do.I've at least played base ball and soccer and i have friends who play them(It's ok if girls play them), and they both fucking suck chode.

Base Ball player: I wan't to play a sport where i don't have to get hit and takes so little athletisism i barley have to run my fat ass, and you know what would be great is if i got to run around a little dimond. Soccer player: I want to play a sport where i get to run around in little shorts, kick a ball around, and meet other homo-sexuals. I also want to do it with out getting hurt. Lacrosse player: I want to play a sport where girls wont think im a fagot that runs around a dimond or in little shorts. I also don't want people to think im a pussy. If lacrosse where boring they'd call it base ball or soccer

105. (Lacrosse) (54↑, 90↓)
a sport mainly played in the U.K by private school girls funnily enough considered very macho in the US
Author: Bigmeuprudeboy http://lacrosse.urbanup.com/244982
106. (lacrosse) (31↑, 68↓)
best sport ever if ur good u can get into any college u want even if you are partially retarded since no one plays it should be the national passtime cause it was invented by native ameruicans who were here first....and its not gay all the people saying it's gay obiviously play baseball or have no athletic ability/ cant run for their lives the uk lacrosse IS gay...what about the uk isnt?.... but WE DONT LIVE IN THE UK

stupid kid: lacrosse is so gay cause its played by lebiens in the uk so im gonna go home and sit on my fat ass like a good little american nomal kid: u are the stupidest fattest thing i have ever seen and if u played lacrosse u could drop 60 lb in a week go to a D-1 school and possibly have a girlfriend.....

Author: if u play basball ur gay...everyone already knows u dont have to hide it anymore http://lacrosse.urbanup.com/1679540
107. (lacrosse) (56↑, 103↓)
A gay ass sport for fags. Its possily the worst thing ever to happen to the world. Baseball is for real men, everyone else plays "lax." Lacrosse doesnt take any skill whatsoever, so if your bad at sports you should play this. Have fun\!

Person A: Lets play lacrosse\! Person B: No, I'm not gay

108. (lacrosse) (49↑, 98↓)
The sport for people who get cut from their baseball team.

"Hey want to go to that lacrosse game?" "No, nobody cares about lacrosse" "Right"

Author: Harry S. Swayze http://lacrosse.urbanup.com/2109832
109. (lacrosse) (42↑, 94↓)
best sport ever if ur good u can get into any college u want even if you are partially retarded since no one plays it should be the national passtime cause it was invented by native ameruicans who were here first....and its not gay all the people saying it's gay obiviously play baseball or have no athletic ability/ cant run for their lives the uk lacrosse IS gay...what about the uk isnt?.... but WE DONT LIVE IN THE UK

stupid kid: lacrosse is so gay cause its played by lebiens in the uk so im gonna go home and sit on my fat ass like a good little american nomal kid: u are the stupidest fattest thing i have ever seen and if u played lacrosse u could drop 60 lb in a week go to a D-1 school and possibly have a girlfriend.....

Author: if u play basball ur gay...everyone already knows u dont have to hide it anymore http://lacrosse.urbanup.com/1679536
110. (Lacrosse) (36↑, 94↓)
I play lacrosse, and yes it can be hard depending on what position you play, and yes we actually do wear a lot of padding. But, I also pitch baseball in the summer. It's just as hard as lacrosse. So all you fuckers out there, stop fighting it's not that big a deal

see above deffinition

111. (lacrosse) (49↑, 108↓)
a bitch sport played by rich white pussies on the east coast. played with a fuckin net and invented by inbred indian fucks. for kids who dont have enough skills to play baseball. if ur a retard and think that lax is better than baseball turn on ur tv. see wat is on.... yea baseball motherfucker

laxer:lets go watch some lacrosse....o wait we cant because it not on tv. laxer: y not? laxer: o right because no one wants to FUCKING WATCH IT

112. (lacrosse) (52↑, 126↓)
ESPN once did a story on a college lacrosse player that was gay. Afterwards, they did a story on a basketball player that was black. Yup, lacrosse is an activity (note, an activity not a sport) played by effeminate, white preppy douchebags so as to suck the money out of north eastern colleges which could otherwise be used on useful things, like funding a Silly Hat Society. Most lacrosse players attended prep schools (such as "the Prep" or St. Joseph's Prepatory Academy) and have father's who own gold mines or oil fields and play a sport requiring helmets to protect their artificially tanned skin and dyed hair.

I've never been to a lacrosse activity because i only watch real sports like Halo or thumb wrestling.

113. (lacrosse) (59↑, 136↓)
supposedly a "tough" sport but in fact only white rich kids play it. who aren't tough at all.

If minorities played lacrosse, they would dominate eveyone else.

114. (lacrosse) (49↑, 135↓)
Considered to be the fastest growing sport in the U.S. While this is true, it is a poor statistic as there are only like one or two other sports known. Most of the time, the players usually weren't really good at the other High School sports so they resort to Lacrosse as no one really knows about it.

It's high school now and I need to join a sport. I think I'm going to join lacrosse.

115. (Lacrosse) (78↑, 182↓)
n. 1. Sport for pussies who cant play anything else 2. Boring and stupid

"DO u play lacrosse" "yes" "go die"

116. (lacrosse) (77↑, 182↓)
Soccer's gay cousin. What fags do when they dont want to play America's pastime of Baseball

Guy 1: Lets go play baseball Guy 2: Nah I prefer lacrosse or lax as i call it Guy 1: Freak

117. (lacrosse) (84↑, 200↓)
A gay college sport, played by people who should be locked in portable toilets and pushed down a hill.

Baseball is the hardcore sport.

Author: A baseball player http://lacrosse.urbanup.com/1137136
118. (lacrosse) (59↑, 178↓)
The worst sport in the world EVER. In USA it is what 'hardcore' guys do but in good ol' England it is just a lesbian private school game for girls. You have to play it in the rain and mud and cold with lezbo games teachers trying to look at your ass.

Lesbian Freak: Yo lets go play some lacrosse\! Me: No way you freakin eejit.

119. (lacrosse) (67↑, 199↓)
The worst f-ing sport in the world. In USA its is a real 'hardcore' guy sport but in good ol' England it's just a lesbian private school girls sport. You have to plau it in the mud and the cold with lezbo games teachers staring at your ass.

Lacrosse wierdo: How about spending our lunch break playiong lacrosse\!\!\! Wild\! Me: Get a life you freak.

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Last updated: 2012.03.01

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